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scoopex
2008-03-25 18:38:34 UTC
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Breaking News:

Someone has broken into the Everton Trophy Cabinet stealing the entire
contents. Police are looking for a man carry a dark blue carpet.

lol. :)
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ZAL
2008-03-25 19:16:27 UTC
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Post by scoopex
Someone has broken into the Everton Trophy Cabinet stealing the entire
contents. Police are looking for a man carry a dark blue carpet.
lol. :)
Rafa and Moyes have an interview together on Radio Merseyside.

The interviewer asks Moyes: 'So what are your plans for the 2008/2009
season?'

Moyes replies: "To stay in the premier league".

At which point the interviewer turns to Rafa and asks: "And Rafa's
Liverpool? What are you plans for the 2008/2009 season?".

To which Rafa replies: "To win the Premier league, the FA cup, the
Champions League and the League cup for good measure."

The interview is astounded and asks Rafa: "Aren't you being a little too
optimistic?". To which Rafa replies:

"Si Senior, but Moyes started it".
ZAL
2008-03-25 19:22:02 UTC
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Post by scoopex
Someone has broken into the Everton Trophy Cabinet stealing the entire
contents. Police are looking for a man carry a dark blue carpet.
lol. :)
David Moyes went to the Everton Christmas party dressed as a pumpkin.
Midnight came and he still hadn't turned into a coach.

pmsl :)
ZAL
2008-03-25 19:30:16 UTC
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Post by scoopex
Someone has broken into the Everton Trophy Cabinet stealing the entire
contents. Police are looking for a man carry a dark blue carpet.
lol. :)
Q How many evertonians does it take to change a light bulb?

A None, they just sit in the dark and blame it all on Livrepool
ZAL
2008-03-25 19:31:57 UTC
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Post by scoopex
Someone has broken into the Everton Trophy Cabinet stealing the entire
contents. Police are looking for a man carry a dark blue carpet.
lol. :)
Q: What have everton and a three pin plug got in common?
A: Their both useless in Europe.

*CACKLE*
ZAL
2008-03-25 19:33:10 UTC
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Post by scoopex
Someone has broken into the Everton Trophy Cabinet stealing the entire
contents. Police are looking for a man carry a dark blue carpet.
lol. :)
Q) What is the difference between a hedgehog and a busload of everton fans?

A) With a hedgehog all the pricks are on the outside !!
Sinbad
2008-03-25 19:52:42 UTC
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Post by scoopex
Someone has broken into the Everton Trophy Cabinet stealing the entire
contents. Police are looking for a man carry a dark blue carpet.
lol. :)
You forgot the Dvd with SlaPenishead on the cover.
John W..
2008-03-25 20:02:31 UTC
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Post by Sinbad
Post by scoopex
Someone has broken into the Everton Trophy Cabinet stealing the entire
contents. Police are looking for a man carry a dark blue carpet.
lol. :)
You forgot the Dvd with SlaPenishead on the cover.
And the women's league cup, paraded at half time on Saturday!!!!
ZAL
2008-03-25 20:09:00 UTC
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Post by John W..
Post by Sinbad
Post by scoopex
Someone has broken into the Everton Trophy Cabinet stealing the
entire contents. Police are looking for a man carry a dark blue carpet.
lol. :)
You forgot the Dvd with SlaPenishead on the cover.
And the women's league cup, paraded at half time on Saturday!!!!
pmsl :-)
scoopex
2008-03-28 00:46:17 UTC
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